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در بازگشت از کلیسا، جک از دوستش ماکس می پرسد: «فکر می کنی آیا می شود هنگام دعا کردن سیگار کشید؟»
ماکس جواب می دهد: «چرا از کشیش نمی پرسی؟»

جک نزد کشیش می رود و می پرسد: «جناب کشیش، می توانم وقتی در حال دعا کردن هستم، سیگار بکشم.»

کشیش پاسخ می دهد: «نه، پسرم، نمی شود. این بی ادبی به مذهب است.»
جک نتیجه را برای دوستش ماکس بازگو می کند.

ماکس می گوید: «تعجبی نداره. تو سئوال را درست مطرح نکردی. بگذار من بپرسم.»
ماکس نزد کشیش می رود و می پرسد: «آیا وقتی در حال سیگار کشیدنم می توانم دعا کنم ؟»
کشیش مشتاقانه پاسخ می دهد: «مطمئنا، پسرم. مطمئناً.»

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