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هیچوقت به این خوبی نبودم. تازگیا با یه دختر ۲۵ ساله ازدواج کردم و حالا باردار شده و کم کم داره موقع زایمانش میرسه. نظرت چیه دکتر؟!

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شکارچی چتر رو می گیره به طرف پلنگ و نشونه می گیره و بنگ! پلنگ کشته میشه و میفته روی زمین!
پیرمرد با حیرت میگه: این امکان نداره! حتما یه نفر دیگه پلنگ رو با تیر زده!
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